Spelling Champion

I have a really good friend, Lindsey and I have been friends for about 4 years on and off. We went to junior high together and for some odd reason neither one of us can spell. Ever. At all. I think it was because we decided to "horse play" while everyone else was learning to spell. The point is, she HAD this boyfriend who did something he shouldn't have done. In the process of attempting to cuss at him, she texted him and said " YOU ASSWHOLE!" Hmm. Fail. I told my boss, who laughed until she almost passed out. A few days later I was about to cook some hamburger meat at my boss' casa. I texted her and said "what do you want me to do with this meet?" Fail. I was in a hurry and I'm kinda a Helen. Being the fabulous person she is, she responded with "IT'S MEAT, YOU ASSWHOLE!" Best boss ever? YES!!!!

FAIL!