Spiderwoman!

    Sir dance-a-lot is amazing. He is smart, super cute, and has a really rare sense of humor. He gets really offended when I try to laugh at his funnyness because he thinks I am laughing at him. Any who the other day I was attempting to take a nap. FAIL. As I was laying there sir dace-a-lot comes in, to play his piano of course. When I told him I was trying to sleep he claimed he just wouldn't play as loud as regular.... After a bit, he leaves. Only to return in the nude, while holding a Superman costume. He sat butt naked on the floor and threw the costume at me saying "Put this on me!!" So I did it. I was still trying to sleep when he yelled "CAITLYNN WE ARE GOING OUTSIDE... NOW!" So I got up to go outside and realized he not only was in Superman attire, he had a wig on. Not just any wig, a Cruella de Vil wig. I'm talking paper white on one half and jet black on the other half. I played along, thinking it was a joke. It wasn't. Sir dance-a-lot doesn't live in a "We love children" neighborhood so the fact that he was beating his chest, while running and jumping in the rain, while wearing his fabulous outfit, while I videoed him, might be reason enough for the neighbors to not be our fans. My favorite thing about dance-a-lot is, he is always honest. That is why he did his routine while yelling things like "I'M SPIDERWOMAN, I'M SPIDER MAN, I'M SPIDER GIRL AND MAN, I CAN DANCE, I'M GUNNA GET CHA!" The simple fact that he understood that with the wig he was no longer an average Spiderman, makes me so happy. Coolest Spiderwoman yet? I think so.

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